Let me just put it out there that I am a horrible backseat flyer. I have always been one and will always be one. I accept this fact. From my earliest memories of flying I can remember checking out everything from following the preflight routine with the pilot by looking from the terminal window and making sure that everyone performs their duties to the fullest - well to the extent that my nine year old self could comprehend. Once boarded I would look over the cabin to see